Thursday, August 30, 2012

Kissing Rules

This card was in Dave's great grandparent's wallet... 
The fine print is the most amusing, "...don't make a noise over it, as if you were firing off shooting crackers, nor pounce down upon it like a hungry hawk upon an innocent dove, but gently fold the damsel in your arms, without smashing her collar or spoiling her spitties, and by a sweet pressure upon her mouth, revel in the blissfulness of your situation, without smacking your lips upon it as you would over a glass of Lager Beer."

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