Sunday, April 8, 2012

Tips for Men - Showcase Your Skills

Don't freak out! And don't rely on cheesy lines or cliches to impress your lady. What you need is a talent or a special skill like one of these: 

1. Learn a musical instrument, preferably this one. 

Contra-bass recorder
2. Give her something handmade. Don't worry about quality. If it looks like something a mental patient would make, this will suggest vulnerability and an aura of mystique.
Handmade crap.
3. Make one of these and ride it to her house, unannounced. 
Hover outside her bedroom window until she notices you. Surprise! 
Hi there.

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