Saturday, January 30, 2010

In Search of...The Ugliest Figurines in the Universe

I have this idea for a TV show where I travel around to flea markets, barfy gift shops, etc. in search of the world's most hideous figurines. Thoughts? I have a small collection of my own. But many of the world's most hideous figurines are just too pricey or too terrifying to actually bring into one's home. Like this one...

It's made by some famous-name expensive company and it costs about a gajillion dollars. The head is life size, so you can put it on your nightstand to inspire the most creepy nightmares, and then in the morning it's there to catapult your existential nausea into full-on violent hurling. Yay!

4 comments:

Bret M. Herholz said...

I'd watch it :-D

I've actually thought about developing a show called "The Bastard" where woman would compete for the affection of the biggest jerk on the planet. Each show the women would pick the Bastard up, pay for the meal and let the Bastard crash on their couch for several days in a row.

And each contestant would get voted off until one finally wins the affection of "The Bastard". Who ultimately rejects her because she's "Not his type".

Alison Undercover said...

Bret I think VH1 may have already stolen this concept from you. :D

Bret M. Herholz said...

I think you might be right. And I think they might have used the concept for seven different shows.

Alison Undercover said...

You should sue them.