Because Frills Kill

Who can resist this delicious, frill-free treat? 

Dear Disappointed New Parent,

I think I know what's wrong. That new baby of yours didn't turn out as "gangsta" as you had hoped. Well, your suffering ends NOW, because 'Gangsta Babies' are here! One of these handsome fellows will serve as a role model and style consultant to your un-gangsta baby, 24/7...

PLUS, if you act now, you can purchase IN BULK...This CASE of 8 assorted Gangsta Babies is available for only $59.99!