Reverse Xmas Ornament Reject Pile (RxORP)

A co-worker was dismantling her Xmas tree recently when she found this ornament that I made for her in 2005. It was in a box, tucked behind some other misfit ornaments that also didn't make it onto her tree. I can't imagine why she wouldn't want to hang it! I mean, look at the fine craftsmanship...