Survey - Which of these 2 pieces of lettuce is your favorite?

Don't overthink it. Go with your gut....

Please use voting buttons at top right. As always, voting is anonymous and confidential. 

Hot Donut Salad Close-Up

YOWZA! That IS close up! Hot Donut Salad - the steaming hot mixture in all its pulsating glory. And guess what... I will be posting the recipe for you SOON! With the 4th of July coming up, I just KNOW that you're going to want to bring a giant vat of it to your family cookout. So STAY TUNED right here!

End Of An Era

I had to put my sweet cat Brad to sleep 2 weeks ago. She was 17 and 1/2 years old. I feel lucky to have had her for so many years, but I sure miss her. She was the best cat. The last year was tough though. By the end, the nursing care was pretty intense - insulin shots, subcutaneous fluids, several oral meds. Diabetic neuropathy and arthritis made it so she could barely walk.

I went to a party Friday where there was a psychic and I'm skeptical about that stuff but the first thing she said when I sat down is 'Did you just put a cat to sleep? Because I see a cat behind you.' Weird. But also not. Brad will always be with me.

I Hope You're Hungry...

Cuz Hot Donut Salad is ready to be consumed! Details about how you can purchase this collection of my crazy comics are coming soon... so stay tuned!

Should I turn myself in?

I marked the end that you're not supposed to. So I feel compelled to turn myself in to the International U-Haul High Court. I mean, eventually they're going to find out. 

New Button Line - Hot Donut Salad

My book 'Hot Donut Salad' will drop soon so I was thinking of designing some buttons that I'll give away to the first 67,483 people or whatever that buy the book. Here's the first design. You like? I have to admit that my motivation for making these buttons is somewhat selfish. For the past several years I've really neglected my own personal button needs, so now I'm in desperate need of a button makeover. All of my buttons are so 2005. Yours are too probably. Admit it. 

 

Survey - Which of these do you most want to smash?

These Russ Bernie figurines from the 1970's make me want to gag. I think they were supposed to reassure you that it's OK to be a total loser. Aren't they hideous? Was it a conscious design decision to make all the adults look drunk and the children look stoned and possessed?

Anyway, please vote on which one you'd most like to smash. Using voting buttons at top right.