Survey - Which of these 2 pieces of lettuce is your favorite?

Don't overthink it. Go with your gut....

Please use voting buttons at top right. As always, voting is anonymous and confidential. 

Survey - Which of these do you most want to smash?

These Russ Bernie figurines from the 1970's make me want to gag. I think they were supposed to reassure you that it's OK to be a total loser. Aren't they hideous? Was it a conscious design decision to make all the adults look drunk and the children look stoned and possessed?

Anyway, please vote on which one you'd most like to smash. Using voting buttons at top right. 

Survey- Who's your favorite shawarma?

Sure they're all popular and good-looking, but let's not make this about looks and popularity alone, ok people? Try to also consider character, community service, teamwork, etc.
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All voting is safe and anonymous. 

Survey - Which of these are you going to be for Halloween this year?

So many choices this year! Please use the voting buttons at top right to make your selection. 

Survey Results! - Cutest Couple

The results of my 4/27/11 survey are in! 

Joe and Dave won by a landslide!!!

 

And they've won THESE AMAZING prizes...

A 1977 Chrysler Cordoba! 

A year's supply of Armour Potted Meat Product! 

And an adorable Hand-crafted Figurine!

Congratulations Joe and Dave!

Survey - Cutest Couple

It's Spring and love is in the air! 

Vote for who YOU think is this season's cutest couple!

Survey Results! - Which one of these is your most favorite thing to take in the bathtub?

Finally! The results of my 3/13/11 survey are here! Sorry for the delay (I hope you weren't waiting in the tub all this time!). It appears that munching on large platters of sandwiches is the most popular tub activity,...

...which sounds really unhygienic... What is wrong with you people?

Survey - Which one of these is your most favorite thing to take in the bathtub?

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Our most popular class offering...

Classes start tomorrow! See my 1/28/10 post for a complete list of classes. I'm excited that this new class was so popular! I guess people finally realize the dangers.

Winter Classes! Sign Up Now!

Which ONE class will you pick? Use voting buttons at top right!

Survey results - Which one of these hideous things is your favorite?

Are you surprised? Did you know that Heino is an actual singing sensation in his native land? Here - get your Heino on...

And the complete results of this important survey... 

Thank you to all who participated! 

Survey - Which one of these hideous things is your favorite?

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Survey Results - Which one of these appliances do you urgently need in order to cook food at your desk?

As tempting as fresh, warm, cupcakes sound, the thought of eating cold beans at one's desk was so utterly soul-destroying that it rocketed this appliance to first place. Personally, I like the fact that it plugs into a USB port. Also, for some really important reason, it appears to offer 5 settings.

Survey - Which one of these appliances do you urgently need in order to cook food at your desk?

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Survey Result! Which mannequin head should be the president of everything?

YES! The results of my 10/06/10 survey are in and Blake won!

He'll be sworn in tomorrow as the President of EVERYTHING!

Every country, organization, institution, school, club...you name it!

The complete results:

A special honorable mention goes out to Cupcake.

A great candidate, and a great race...

Survey - Which mannequin head should be the president of everything?

Let's streamline things a bit and just pick one of these to be the president of everything - every country, company, organization, school, etc.

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Survey Result! Which do you most want to smash with a baseball bat?

I have to say, I'm not surprised. This coffee table is so very smashable!

I also wouldn't mind roof testing it.

Here are all of the results:

I'm surprised that the Cinderella Egg and My Pretty Pony Cake escaped unsmashed, though many people commented that they wanted to smash them all. So I think the party pinata will soon be getting some competition....

Survey - Which do you most want to smash with a baseball bat?

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Survey Results - Who's Got What It Takes?

Wow! Mayor McCheese won by a landslide!

He CLEARLY has what it takes!

Are you surprised?

Psyched Guy was psyched to come in a respectable second.

He would've been more psyched to win. But he's still psyched.

Complete results of my 8/29/10 survey:

Survey - Who's Got What it Takes?

Only YOU can decide...

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