Tuesday, May 31, 2011

The dozen or so midgets that write this blog...

... wish to apologize for their recent negligence in posting. 
Things will return to normal very shortly.

Friday, May 20, 2011

Monday, May 16, 2011

Bruce Bruce Bruce Bruce Bruce Bruce Bruce Bruce

My next big project after my book Hot Donut Salad comes out will be a graphic novel about me and Bruce the monkey.

Monday, May 9, 2011

Stop and Smell the Mushrooms...

I found this mushroom on my daily walk from the parking garage to the office.

I love mushrooms. They're so weird. They look like they're from outer space but no they're right here.

This one kind of looks like someone's sinus passages, or a tumor, or a coral reef.

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Survey Results! - Cutest Couple

The results of my 4/27/11 survey are in! 
Joe and Dave won by a landslide!!!
And they've won THESE AMAZING prizes...

A 1977 Chrysler Cordoba! 
A year's supply of Armour Potted Meat Product! 
And an adorable Hand-crafted Figurine!
Congratulations Joe and Dave!

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Goober Toosday

Go-for-It Goober. He sees what he wants. He takes it. He knows you are watching. He knows that you are blown away.

Monday, May 2, 2011