The dozen or so midgets that write this blog...

... wish to apologize for their recent negligence in posting. 

Things will return to normal very shortly.

Hi!

I've been working out...

and it's finally paying off! I'm starting to see some drastic results...

; 

Bruce Bruce Bruce Bruce Bruce Bruce Bruce Bruce

My next big project after my book Hot Donut Salad comes out will be a graphic novel about me and Bruce the monkey.

Stop and Smell the Mushrooms...

 

I found this mushroom on my daily walk from the parking garage to the office.

I love mushrooms. They're so weird. They look like they're from outer space but no they're right here.

This one kind of looks like someone's sinus passages, or a tumor, or a coral reef.

Yo Mama

Survey Results! - Cutest Couple

The results of my 4/27/11 survey are in! 

Joe and Dave won by a landslide!!!

 

And they've won THESE AMAZING prizes...

A 1977 Chrysler Cordoba! 

A year's supply of Armour Potted Meat Product! 

And an adorable Hand-crafted Figurine!

Congratulations Joe and Dave!

Goober Toosday

Go-for-It Goober. He sees what he wants. He takes it. He knows you are watching. He knows that you are blown away.

And we're off!!!

It's Monday! & we're headed for serious FUN this week! So stay tuned!